said by lennyCrane :

It is a governmental program to help fat, overweight American cows to lose weight. The theory is they will spend less on food, lose weight, get healthy, which will result in car manufacturers to make smaller cars.
Cars have to be made big otherwise the springs and tires blow out from fat tubs.
Have you seen how American woman have declined in beauty in the past 20 years ? Who wants to mate with a fat cow ? Do you ?
The Arabs have America's best interest at heart, have faith, praise Allah.

said by punker :

hey but if you get in an crash in an small car you are DEAD

now if you got an BIG SUV you will not be dead