happylurk
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|  Things got ya down?
Things Got Ya Down?
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical condition.This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incident s. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am, all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are ya okay now? - No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?!? STILL having a Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. Life is Good!
There now, feeling better?
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andyb
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SW Ontario | LOL I don't usually like any thing you post but this was good.Took the edge off from the cold/rain we got. |
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Fundy
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May 18th, @10:02PM
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Oh Dear
It always gets me done when such bull shit is perpetuated on the net. 
The "floor cleaner unplugs life support system" story is a well-travelled legend in its own right, long ago earning its own write-up on this site. In a nutshell, it too is a fake. » www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.asp
Happy 10th Anniversary.
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happylurk
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| said by Fundy :Oh Dear It always gets me done when such bull shit is perpetuated on the net. Jeez... Lighten up buddy... It's just a @#%%ing Joke... |
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alex4life
Alex4life
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Delta, BC
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said by happylurk :
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
Reminds me of a story we were told at UBC, where some animal rights people walked a cow up to the top of a clock tower as part of some protest. They then found out that cows can't really go down stairs. It had to be shot. Really one of those "oops" situations.
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Snickerdo
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St Catharines, ON
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said by happylurk :
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. That sounds eerily like a Touch of Frost episode I saw a while back. Downright identical.
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