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Hehe
@ssa.gov | Bad printer I think my printer downloads movies and shares them with my access point. | |
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Thomas Edison
@teksavvy.com
| Re: Bad printer said by Hehe :
I think my printer downloads movies and shares them with my access point.
With the Xerox WorkCenter series of printers, your pirated movie downloads are automatically printed as a series of stills, collated, and bound into a book, which you can then flip through simulating motion. The dialog is automatically 'close captioned' and printed at the bottom of each still image.
Instead of book-binding, choose to have the images automatically placed into a hand-cranked kinetoscope for your viewing pleasure.
If you choose the Braille option, the dialog is printed in Braille in a booklet of otherwise blank pages, thereby saving 100% of the toner and dye inks, providing valuable cost savings to your business's bottom line. | |
| | Joe12345678
join:2003-07-22
Des Plaines, IL | Re: Bad printer Can have a EIO jetdirect card or build in jetdirect.
You can also have EIO card with A HD on it as well. | |
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Thomas Edison
@teksavvy.com
| said by Hehe :
I think my printer downloads movies and shares them with my access point.
With the Xerox WorkCenter series of printers, your pirated movie downloads are automatically printed as a series of stills, collated, and bound into a book, which you can then flip through simulating motion. The dialog is automatically 'close captioned' and printed at the bottom of each still image.
Instead of book-binding, you can have the images automatically placed into a hand-cranked kinetoscope for your viewing pleasure.
If you choose the Braille option, the dialog is printed in Braille in a booklet of otherwise blank pages, thereby saving 100% of the toner and dye inks, providing valuable cost savings to your business's bottom line. | |
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sjohnson
join:2001-02-28
Sioux Falls, SD | Re: Bad printer And, through the above example of double posting, stereoscopic kinetoscopes are also apparently possible 
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