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Thomas Edison

@teksavvy.com

reply to Hehe

Re: Bad printer

said by Hehe :

I think my printer downloads movies and shares them with my access point.
With the Xerox WorkCenter series of printers, your pirated movie downloads are automatically printed as a series of stills, collated, and bound into a book, which you can then flip through simulating motion. The dialog is automatically 'close captioned' and printed at the bottom of each still image.

Instead of book-binding, you can have the images automatically placed into a hand-cranked kinetoscope for your viewing pleasure.

If you choose the Braille option, the dialog is printed in Braille in a booklet of otherwise blank pages, thereby saving 100% of the toner and dye inks, providing valuable cost savings to your business's bottom line.


sjohnson3

join:2001-02-28
Sioux Falls, SD

And, through the above example of double posting, stereoscopic kinetoscopes are also apparently possible
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