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I thought about the looks cast members on The Office give Steve Carell's character when he makes sexist and racist comments. What kind of facial expression do you make as your colleague pitches you the selling points of fellatio and beer? And what do you do when the guy with the juice to green light it says, "I LOVE it! It's PERFECT!"

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"I'd just cleared the towering Larry Flynt Hustler Club sign featuring a woman wearing a lot of lip liner and what I believe to be a cowboy hat, when I was confronted by a brand new billboard. This one highlighted a naked woman lying down, her head tilted back toward all of us on the Long Island Expressway, with bold copy above her that read: "GREAT HEAD EVERY KNIGHT."

In somewhat less bold letters in the corner it said, Knights Head Premium Brew, and in even fainter print you could see the word "beer" above an insert carrot indicating to the reader that, as an afterthought, "beer" should be squeezed in between GREAT and HEAD, thereby reading GREAT beer HEAD EVERY KNIGHT."