said by lhamp :

True Story.
Back in the 80's after my divorce from my first wife, I hooked up with a lady who INSISTED that the TP roll over the top. OK fine. I tried for a while. Then I started doing the under thing just like my Mama told me. Well Hells Bells the lady dumped me. Now it might also have something to do with me not turning my socks and underwear right side out,when I put them in the laundry basket. I'm not sure. She was a Stickler for things like that.
Now my current wife of 20 years doesn't give a damn how the TP is loaded. She also could care less how I put my undies in the wash. True Love.

said by roc5955 :

Paper? Why use paper when leaves are free!?!?

said by Hayward :

Is this broadband or dial up toilet paper? :)

said by MrMoody :

Haha! They don't know how to use the three shells!

I always assumed they were pushbuttons for some automatic system.

said by rspsas :

just curious - which way do you place on roller and why?
i prefer over the top - easier to find the end and protects the wall from dirt and paint wear

said by C_ :

over the top, any other way is uncivilized and barbaric

said by La Luna :

Although I'm almost always the one who replaces it, I always flip it to UNDER if some dope other person puts it on the wrong way. :D

said by rspsas :

just curious - which way do you place on roller and why?
i prefer over the top - easier to find the end and protects the wall from dirt and paint wear

said by moopenguin32 :

--snip--- but if you train your cat not to do such things, --snip---

said by dvd536 :

It amazes me how often this is asked when there is a "paper" thread. I've never even seen the 3 shells but it sounds painful and dirty.

said by supergirl :

It also is recommended by commode experts that you use a 2-ply roll since it is smaller than a double roll saving damage to walls, stalls, etc. In addition, you should always clean the toilet paper spool since it can cause diseases. After washing your hands, you should remove the next five pieces and flush them to prevent disease.

said by gatorkram :

Don't you all know how to use the three shells?

said by rspsas :

i prefer over the top - easier to find the end and protects the wall from dirt and paint wear

said by dandelion :

Over the top unless you have a cat that likes to grab and walk around the house unrolling as they go, then I would recommend, under. :p

said by rspsas :

just curious - which way do you place on roller and why?
i prefer over the top - easier to find the end and protects the wall from dirt and paint wear

said by Shadow01 :

I tear the entire roll into each individual square and stack them on the toilet tank. :p

said by MrIcehouse :

Corn is starting to cost to much so we switched to phone books, free and they even deliver 2 or 3 of them, bonus, reading material.

said by La Luna :

as bad as leaving the toilet seat up! :o

said by dvd536 :

I have 16 cats and none of them have ever unrolled the roll(and for the record, i like it over)

said by Rogue Wolf :

Here's a thought:

Whoever goes to the trouble of putting a new roll up gets to set it HOWEVER THEY LIKE.

:D

said by rfhar :

That is because you have never had a cat play with the roll.

said by cacroll :

Under

said by Shadow01 :

I tear the entire roll into each individual square and stack them on the toilet tank.

said by cacroll :

Under

It's the only way to tear any squares off in a controlled manner, using one hand.

said by CCTVTech :

Toilet Paper?
Why waste the money just use your hand :D

said by sparkyy :

It goes over the top.

I know because Archie Bunker told us so.......

said by heliox :

Whatever way it ends up

said by caddyroger :

The second thread on which you have the toilet paper.

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said by rspsas :

i prefer over the top -