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| Grandma gets 'special' present
That has to be the coolest grandma in the world  »www.collegehumor.com/video:1821388 -- "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans" |
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| My family is the type of doing something like that too.  -- Noobserver.com
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| reply to ManMachine Oh man, you gotta here this.
Ok, on my mother's life, this is the truth.
My grandma ran a porn shop in Minneapolis, MN for a short time, while she was a stripper at a "gogo" club (if that dates it for you)
Now, when my grandpa was ill and in the vet's hospital, we went to visit..me, my grandma, my mom, and my ex-wife. After the visit, my wife mentioned she wanted to stop at Studio 1 (the porn shop in Sioux Falls, SD). My mom, kinda giggled, she gets real embarassed. Grandma asks what is that place and I tell her an "adult book" shop....she laughed and told me she ran a porn shop. Well, we started teasing my mom about being embarassed and mom said to me I bet grandma can embarass you. No way man. We went to studio 1 and we were looking around and grandma holds up this HUGE black dildo on a wooden base with a 110 plug on it. She yells "WillyBill honey, will you buy this for me?" WillyBill was a nickname only she called me. Well, I walk up to her and say as loud as I can, "Sure Grandma, do you need some lube too?" My grandma's face turned shades of red I've never seen before and my mom plain out fainted. We had to call the ambulace and shit....oh, and no I didn't buy the dildo for her....man, I really miss my Grandma Amy, she was the shit. -- Bla Bla Bla |
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  kramcool McCain and Palin Premium join:2005-07-14 Cincinnati, OH | reply to ManMachine It's big and black,just the way granny likes it!  |
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| reply to ManMachine Wow, nice. Funny stuff.
There are some prudes in my family who would have heart failure if this happened to them. On the flip side, there's some that would enjoy this a lot.
I guess we all have every type of person in all of our families. |
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  Lurch77 Premium join:2001-11-22 +44.88-87.89 | And there are those in between. I'd be one of the crudes guys you ever met. But there is no way I could be that way with my grandmother. -- Everyone must be short on business. Now they're all minding mine. |
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