 ironweaselWeezyPremium
join:2000-09-13
Belen, NM
kudos:1 | Where do I file a lawsuit? Last night, four armed thugs broke into my house.
Stole everything I owned that wasn't nailed down, spray painted racial slurs on my walls, peed on my carpets, and drank all the milk in my fridge.
I just know it was the RIAA coming to get me for sharing that Vanilla Ice .mp3. Bastards!
I should go sue them for a bazillion dollars now to cover my mental anguish over the loss of my milk or something.
How do I know it was the RIAA that did it?
Well, I don't and I can't prove it. But what the hell! I'll sue 'em anyway! Yeehaw!
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