Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway in New York http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r20758828 en Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:37:02 EDT Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:37:02 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,21011956 Julio : Found some videos of him on youtube.

»www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnNxx0i8PPk

»www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlCfskMWom0
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said by Julio See Profile :

A homeless stand-up comedian on the A train. Saw him about 2-3 times. Havent seen him in months. He was pretty funny, had a nice act. He also didnt beg for money but if you wanted to donate some he was happy with it.
I think I've SEEN that guy... hell, he was better than most of the morons I see on comedy shows on TV.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,21011379 Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:34:52 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,21004759 Julio : A homeless stand-up comedian on the A train. Saw him about 2-3 times. Havent seen him in months. He was pretty funny, had a nice act. He also didnt beg for money but if you wanted to donate some he was happy with it.
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said by Blinkin See Profile :

I always see the crazy drunks and musicians and they play some weird things but sometimes they are actually pretty good...
LOL I was riding the 7 train and this Spanish musician just jumped right on and I knew he was about to play... it was funny because before that it was silent on the car.. then he gets on and just starts playing then moves between cars to the next car.
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said by CLNYC See Profile :

Easier said than done when somebody vomits on you. ;)
Oh, let go of it already. I told you I was sorry, and I only barfed on you ONE time! It was a combination of bad sushi in that grossly overpriced dump and too many mysterious neon colored cocktails. Not like I did it on PURPOSE!!!

:D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20991017 Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:44:17 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20990898 CLNYC :
said by PCInTech See Profile :

said by CLNYC See Profile :

Something about underage drinkers throwing up on the subway makes for an unpleasant ride.
It's New York City... ya gotta love it, and get used to it, Dude. :)
Easier said than done when somebody vomits on you. ;)
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said by CLNYC See Profile :

Something about underage drinkers throwing up on the subway makes for an unpleasant ride.
It's New York City... ya gotta love it, and get used to it, Dude. :)]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20987760 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:56:39 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20987748 CLNYC :
said by Maccawolf See Profile :

Mine isn't an MTA story, but I CAN get on at the last stop of the express into PA, Or get off at the first stop. Even Express, it's an hour. One of my MAIN decisions to stop commuting was the percentage of time I would have to stand for that hour.

As for the drunks. Used to see them ALL THE TIME, but the WORST was the week between Xmas & New Year's
I work a block away from the St Patrick's Day Parade route. I have been in that area at least 15 years in different buildings. St Patricks Day is clearly the worst day to ride the subway. The drunks are out in full force during rush hour. I actually got in the habit of taking the day off to avoid the subway ride home. Something about underage drinkers throwing up on the subway makes for an unpleasant ride.
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As for the drunks. Used to see them ALL THE TIME, but the WORST was the week between Xmas & New Year's
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»www.nydailynews.com/archives/new···___.html

»www.wcspeakers.com/speaker.cfm?ID=3333]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20914246 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:21:54 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20913885 HardwareGeek : can it be a Bus Story, I Forget what bus it was, but last year during holloween, a bus driver programed the bus to screem when he opened the doors. You should of seen the way people were jumping at the stop lol]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20913885 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:19:56 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20912792 Straphanger : Conductor on a S/B F train at 34th Street:

"This is 34th Street - Herald Square. Transfer to the B/D/V/N/R/Q/W and the numbers..........uh..forget the numbers"
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The doors open and there is no room in the car.
A guy on the platform screams, "I've got to get to a meeting!"
:uhh:]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20912753 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:53:30 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20911684 St0ney : during morning rush hour, of course trains get packed, conductor say " theres another train directly behind this"...some dude pushes his way onto the train, and a lady in front of him says soemthing like ,"theres another train behind this one"

and the dude says "aint no mother@#@kin train behind this one, MTA is @#@$ing lyin to you"

its so true , the lady must not be from NY...if you snooze you lose,.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20911684 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:23:40 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20910588 PCInTech : Today, it would just be CREEPY.... :D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20910588 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:50:06 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20910578 lilhurricane : Listen..in the 70's..it was funny :p :D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20910578 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:48:17 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20910568 lilhurricane : ..back to 'funny'....

I remember taking the F train to the city from Queens, on Halloween- circa ___?

The conductor was wearing a Bozo mask :)]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20910568 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:46:28 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20910555 PCInTech :
said by Delvar See Profile :

It wasnt really funny but, Iv seen a guy so drunk that these kids cut his pants to his pocket and took his wallet. The guy never moved.
That's horrible. This is why I don't carry a wallet, nor does anyone with a brain in ANY major city.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20910555 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:43:40 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20909696 Delvar : It wasnt really funny but, Iv seen a guy so drunk that these kids cut his pants to his pocket and took his wallet. The guy never moved.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20909696 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:02:01 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20909370 Blinkin : I always see the crazy drunks and musicians and they play some weird things but sometimes they are actually pretty good... ]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20909370 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:10:57 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20771238 tmpchaos : That depends on date and time...]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20771238 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:07:15 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20769010 GlacierMelt : Nothing too crazy, I saw a guy and girl get into a huge yelling match the other day, and the girl threw coffee in the dudes face, haha that was pretty funny I guess.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20769010 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:56:25 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20762378 sporkme : How about a PATH story?

Other than the very regular weekend ritual where the doors open after a particularly brisk and twisty ride and any number of drunk chicks puke right on the platform, I particularly remember one guy that just stepped to the edge of the train door, unzipped, pulled his johnson out, and started pissing on the platform. He was in some kind of a stupor, barely had his eyes open, and I think he thought he'd just walked into his own bathroom or something. This is with a packed train and hundreds of passengers walking past him and people from his own car filing past him.

I haven't been on the PATH in years, but I'm going to assume it's still the same. :)]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20762378 Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:07:18 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20760812 HardwareGeek : drunk dude leans on another guys shoulder and falls asleep, the other guy gets up and the drunk dude bangs his head
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I should add that I carried the baby all the way until I got off at 42nd St. The Mom was going all the way up to Washington Heights.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20760423 Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:15:21 EDT Re: Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen In the Subway http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20759809 KCrimson : Sorry - but I must editorialize on that last overcrowed bus post..

I'm not an everyday bus rider, but I use them on average of perhaps 5 or 10 times each month, and my daughter relies on them to get to school and work each day. For the past few years I've never had to let a bus pass because it was too full. I could always at the very least squeeze on - more likely than not I got a seat within a few minutes, or reached my destination before it became unbearable.
On the other hand, I witness daily a barrage of dollar vans that clog the bus stops with illegal stops, cause other drivers to veer around them, and who stop with no concern for safety and courtesy - generally making a complete nuisance of themselves. People get on these vans, some with out-of-state license plates, NONE with the city's permission to take non-scheduled street pickups (even those with TLC plates can NOT pick up at bus stops according to the law), with absolutely ZERO second-thought. This causes decreased ridership of the buses, and decreased ridership is supposed to relate directly to decreased SPENDING on the buses. These dollar vans routes didn't occur because of too-few buses - the vans run in the middle of the afternoon when buses like the B41 runs 1/2 empty (and the B-41 is a MAJOR route in Brooklyn - its the Flatbush Ave. bus). These people are just too lazy or in too much of a hurry to wait 5 minutes for the next B41 to arrive - and it DOES run very frequently.
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"Enduring crush-level crowding and being unable to board jam-packed buses "does not systemically occur" on routes, NYC Transit countered in a statement."

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha

»www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/07···de_.html
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