DesdinovaPremium
join:2003-01-26
Gaithersburg, MD | Random Thoughts On The Night In Question... "...after engaging in a sexual act while sitting on a curb..."
So I guess that brings a whole new meaning to "Curb Your Enthusiasm" or Curb Your Employees.
And how do you get busted doing a thing like that? I figure one of two things happened, either a cop was driving by and saw Mr. Chelland busy flogging the dolphin in question ("YOU! On the curb! Put down the FIOS brochures and come out with your hands up! No, I said your hands! YOUR HANDS! Preferably washed...") or the woman noticed him buffing the horn pipe, said "Ewww!!" went inside, called the police and waited for them to arrive, in which case HE WAS STILL COUNTING DOWN TO BLAST OFF. That says more about either his staying power or the response time of the local police, I'm not sure which.
I dunno, when I'm jerking off on the curb and I see a cop car approaching, I tend to stop until he passes...though Danny Boy might have decided a.) "Stroke faster. If I can move quickly enough he won't be able to tell what I'm doing", or b.) "I might break the sound barrier and can escape while Officer Friday is ducking..."
And finally, Daniel Chelland: puttin' the Risin' in VERizon.
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