10 toughest college football stadiums in South Central http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r20914243 en Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:20:56 EDT Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:20:56 EDT Re: My daily spam http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20924606 eatatjoz :
said by boognish See Profile :

SOUTH: 30-foot custom pig-shaped smoker fires up at dawn.
Cooking accompanied by live performance from the Dave Matthews Band,... who come over during breaks and ask for a hit off bottle of bourbon.
I know that smoker!
Woooo PIG!
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"I hope you did something important today, 'cause it cost ya another day of your life."]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20924606 Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:56:32 EDT My daily spam http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20918682 boognish : This is a pretty funny one. Sorry I didn't take the time to format it and remove the extra characters.

Football & SEC
>
> Planning for the fall football season in the South is radically different
> than up North. For those who are planning a football trip South, here
> are some helpful hints.
>
> Women's Accessories:
> NORTH: Chap Stick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.
> SOUTH: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, waterproof mascara,
> and a fifth of bourbon. Money not necessary - that's what dates are for.
>
> Stadium Size:
> NORTH: College football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
> SOUTH: High school foot ball stadiums hold 20,000 people.
> Fathers:
> NORTH: Expect their daughters to understand Sylvia Plath.
> SOUTH: Expect their daughters to understand p ass interference.
>
> ! Campus Decor:
> NORTH: Statues of founding fathers.
> SOUTH: Statues of Heisman trophy winners.
>
> Homecoming Queen:
> NORTH: Also a physics major.
> SOUTH: Also Miss America .
>
> Heroes:
> NORTH: Rudy Giuliani
> SOUTH: Herschel Walker & Peyton Manning
>
> Getting Tickets:
> NORTH: 5 days before the game you walk into the ticket office on
> campus.
> SOUTH: 5 months before the game you walk into the ticket office on
> campus, make a large financial cont ribution, and put name on a waiting
list for tickets.
>
> Friday Classes After a Thursday Night Game:
> NORTH: Students and teachers not sure they're going to the game,because
> they have classes on Friday.
> SOUTH: Teachers cancel Friday classes because they don't want to see the few
hung over students that might actually make it to cla ss.
>
> Parking:
> NORTH: An hour before game time, the University opens the campus for game
parking.
> SOUTH: RVs sporting their school flags begin arriving on Wednesday for the
weekend festivities. The really faithful arrive on Tuesday.
>
> Game Day:
> NORTH: A few students party in the dorm and watch ESPN on TV.
> SOUTH: Every student wakes up, has a beer for breakfast, and rushes over to
where ESPN is broadcasting "Game Day Live" to get on camera and wave to
> th e idiots up north who wonder why "Game Day Live" is never Broadcast
> from their campus.
>
> Tailgating:
> NORTH: Raw meat on a grill, beer with lime in it, listening to local radio
station with truck tailgate down.
> SOUTH: 30-foot custom pig-shaped smoker fires up at dawn. Cooking
accompanied by live performance from the Dave Matthews Band,... who come
> over during breaks and ask for a hit off bottle of bourbon.
>
> Getting to the Stadium:
> NORTH: You ask "Where's the stadium?" When you find it, you walk right in.
> SOUTH: When you're near it, you'll hear it. On game day it is the state's
third largest city.
>
> Concessions:
> NORTH:! Drinks served in a paper cup, filled to the top with soda.
> SOUTH: Drinks served in a plastic cup, with the home team's mascot on it,
> filled less than half way with soda, to ensure enough room for bourbon.
>
> When National Anthem is Played:
> NORTH: Stands are less than half full, and less than half of them stand up.
> SOUTH: 100,000 fans, all standing, sing along in perfect four-part harmony.
>
> The Smell in the Air After the First Score:
> NORTH: Nothing changes.
> SOUTH: Fireworks, with a touch of bourbon.
>
> Commentary (Male):
> NORTH: "Nice play."
> SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sumbi tch - tackle him and break his legs."
>
> Commentary (Female):
> NORTH: "My, this certainly is a violent sport."
> SOUTH: "Dammit, you slow sumbitch - tackle him and break his legs."
>
> Announcers:
> NORTH: Neutral and paid.
> SOUTH: Announcer harmonizes with the crowd in the fight song, with a tear
> in his eye because he is so proud of his team.
>
> After the Game:
> NORTH: The stadium is empty way before the game ends.
> SOUTH: Another rack of ribs goes on the smoker, while somebody goes to the
> nearest package store for more bourbon, and planning begins for next week's
game.
>
> Nothing else in the universe comes even halfway close to the glories of
> Southern football!
> ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ____ _____
> And for SEC Fans:
>
> HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
> > At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain
how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.
>
> At GEORGIA : it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to stabilize the&n
bsp;rolling beer cooler the bulb changer is using for a ladder.
>
> At FLORIDA : it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure
out how to get stoned off the old one.
>
> At ALABAMA : it takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how
The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA
investigator.
>
> At OLE MISS: it takes six, on e to change it, two to mix the drinks and
three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
>
> At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours.
>
> At KENTUCKY : it takes eight! , one to screw it in and seven to discuss how
much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.
>
> At TENNESSEE: it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it i n,two to buy
an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and
> talk about how much they hate Alabama.
>
> At MISSISSIPPI STATE : it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb,two to
buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, " GO TO HELL, OLE MISS".
>
> At AUBURN: it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about
how they did it better than at Bama a nd Georgia, and fifty to
> get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.
>
> At SOUTH CAROLINA : it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to
discuss how this finally will be the year and that they have a
> decent football team.
>
> At ARKANSAS : None. There is no electricity in Arkansas
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don't get 2 close 2 my fantasy]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20918682 Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:51:20 EDT Re: 10 toughest college football stadiums http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20917375 KCP : Geaux Tigers!]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20917375 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:40:25 EDT Re: 10 toughest college football stadiums http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20914324 boognish : I just realized that a couple of the states here are not in the SEC. That sucks for you guys.
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don't get 2 close 2 my fantasy]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20914324 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:33:46 EDT 10 toughest college football stadiums http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20914243 boognish : Top two include my Alma Mater and then my adopted school. I graduated from TN. I have season tickets for LSU. I enjoy seeing games at both schools and have seen great games at both. It pisses people off here when I wear the orange for the LSU vs TN games. Tiger stadium is a great stadium to see games at. I am about ready for some college football.
You can see the other stadiums if you want here. »msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/8419···stadiums
2. Neyland Stadium — University of Tennessee Tennessee has a great program and 100,000-plus fans doesn't hurt. They seem to always be into the game no matter the score and the design of the stadium can be very intimidating for opposing teams.
1. Tiger Stadium — Louisiana State University The Tigers have some of the craziest fans in all of college football and trying to play in Tiger Stadium at night with 92,000-plus fans around you must be one of the most intimidating things a college athlete can do.

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