 jmn1207Premium
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Ashburn, VA | Hold On a $econd This damaged moms throughout the country, not just this one particular mother. The RIAA's reckless attacks and wanton greed surely caused undue emotional stress to mothers, and potential mothers, all across the land. The RIAA should fork over $108,000 for each mother in the US. A settlement offer for a lump sum of $10 million should suffice. I will put up a website to make it easy for the RIAA to make their payment. In the future, whenever they wrongfully accuse another person, they can simply use this convenient website to make their settlement payments.
Dear RIAA,
I have asked your law firm to forward this letter to you before I sue your worthless, no-talent hides. After gathering my thoughts, I have decided that you have caused unnecessary fear and discomfort on me 287 times through your own stupidity and unconscionable actions over the last few months.
The reason I am sending this letter before filing suit is to grant you the wonderful privilege of settling this as soon as possible. At an estimated cost of $108,000 per cold sweat episode, this comes to a gazillion dollars. We can just call it a million and drop this whole thing and get on with our lives once again.
Meet me at Starbucks with a sea bag full of twenties next week or I shall continue to taunt you with my stupidity.
Thank you,
Dr. Clement Okon of the National Bank of Nigeria
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