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Re: Obama's Technology policy for comparison said by Dogfather:The battle of blah blah blah. As soon as either elected, they will be for sale to the highest bidder. NO! Obama isn't for sale unless it involves real estate!
John McCain said, "Well, ya see, the Internet is a series of Tubes and they, uhh, need cleaning so I will, uhh, give money to, what's their names? Oh, Internet Service Backbones, er, Providers to, uhh, clean the tubes. Can we get a teenager in here to explain this?"
Barack Obama fired back, "The Internet, created by my good friend Al Gore, is NOT a series of tubes. It is a lot of massive fiber builds, routers, backbones.... Umm, where did my teleprompter go?"
Ron Paul just had to weigh in, "The Internet is essential to Democracy as we have seen. China blocked websites that were unfavorable to them which proves it is true. I don't know how it works but, once I end the IRS, CIA, FBI, I will appoint a Technology Czar to fix it."
Dennis Kucinich, not to be outdone, explains, "The Internet is a great thing we have been given by Extraterrial Intelligence so we can communicate globally in a matter of milliseconds...." 
Bush chimed in, "My two girls could explain this a lot better than me."
Bill Clinton said, "It is a great thing to watch porn on!" 
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Al Gore did not call it a series of tube. That was Ted Stevens. I don't know why everyone attributes Gore with that phrase. | |
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said by supergirl:Bill Clinton said, "It is a great thing to watch porn on!" Abolish the two-term limit!
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said by jc100:Al Gore did not call it a series of tube. That was Ted Stevens. I don't know why everyone attributes Gore with that phrase. Huh? I said McCain called it a "series of tubes" and Obama corrected him...
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