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Re: O.B.A.M.A.

No doubt he'll be sneaking into houses under cover of night, ripping babies from the womb the way politicians usually do. Thank god you alerted us! Only you can stop him!
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Here's a Better one.....

McCain in Where's Waldo Garb, with 7 houses in the background, proclaiming, "Can you find my House". What moron doesn't know how many he owns. He's out of touch with people, none the less.



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Jesus means nothing to me...
I'm sorry you feel that way. Really I am. The Lord Jesus Christ suffered terrible agony and death on the Cross to pay the penalty for your (and my) sins. His great love for you impelled Him to do this. Through faith in his substitutionary death on the Cross, taking the punishment due us for us, so we wouldn't have to, He opens the way to Heaven for all who will believe:

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life" (John 3:16).

"And if any was not found written in the Book of Life, he was cast into the lake of fire" (Revelation 20:15).

Ten thousand years from today you will remember reading this offer and warning.
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Who is Jesus? and Why it matters (to YOU).


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Did Jesus call people childish names?


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said by Shamayim:

said by macaholic:

Jesus means nothing to me...
I'm sorry you feel that way. Really I am. The Lord Jesus Christ suffered terrible agony and death on the Cross to pay the penalty for your (and my) sins. His great love for you impelled Him to do this. Through faith in his substitutionary death on the Cross, taking the punishment due us for us, so we wouldn't have to, He opens the way to Heaven for all who will believe:

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life" (John 3:16).

"And if any was not found written in the Book of Life, he was cast into the lake of fire" (Revelation 20:15).

Ten thousand years from today you will remember reading this offer and warning.
What a nice STORY... and you are a shining example of christian faith and love. NOT. You are a typical self serving, I know better than everyone FAILURE.

psst Jesus was a liberal and a person of color....

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