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Maze

join:2006-02-02
Brooklyn, NY

We heard and not happy.....

I don't care if it is Youtube, Veoh or any other site. Your not allowed to be on those sites in the first place. Even more is upload anything you make yourself. Starting today i'll make sure your bandwidth is throttled. Be it call comcast up, threaten to ligate or even take your own work down. So you go and buy my Dvd's / Cd's or any other media I put out. Even if you don't like what I have if you don't buy your not a real American. A real American is supposed to enjoy the trash I put out. You hear that? if I ever catch you on one of those sites! I'll make sure that my lawyers are everywhere. BTW: We already have our lawyers watching you under your beds. We never leave your room. We setup motion detectors, ear pieces that can pick up low sounds and even hidden cameras (we care about your privacy to sleep with your partner, but at a time like this it is ok for "us"). If you want we will not take your "love life" to court. Better yet we will just omit your private parts, while keeping your face for identification. We were afraid you might be listening to questionable material (Be it hate material against us, something you created yourself that is educational or entertainment otherwise). In your bathroom as well. So we installed their couple too. So No other contents for you you been warned.


Gnoswal
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join:2002-12-07
Feasterville Trevose, PA

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said by Maze:

I don't care if it is Youtube, Veoh or any other site. Your not allowed to be on those sites in the first place. Even more is upload anything you make yourself. Starting today i'll make sure your bandwidth is throttled. Be it call comcast up, threaten to ligate or even take your own work down. So you go and buy my Dvd's / Cd's or any other media I put out. Even if you don't like what I have if you don't buy your not a real American. A real American is supposed to enjoy the trash I put out. You hear that? if I ever catch you on one of those sites! I'll make sure that my lawyers are everywhere. BTW: We already have our lawyers watching you under your beds. We never leave your room. We setup motion detectors, ear pieces that can pick up low sounds and even hidden cameras (we care about your privacy to sleep with your partner, but at a time like this it is ok for "us"). If you want we will not take your "love life" to court. Better yet we will just omit your private parts, while keeping your face for identification. We were afraid you might be listening to questionable material (Be it hate material against us, something you created yourself that is educational or entertainment otherwise). In your bathroom as well. So we installed their couple too. So No other contents for you you been warned.
Yea! What he said!

Wait, huh?

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