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NormanS
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reply to TommyBoi2

Re: The Greatest Country on Earth

said by TommyBoi2:

Actually:

The Swiss army...
What part of Switzerland is in Japan, Ireland, England, or Germany?
Swiss males grow up expecting to undergo basic military training, usually at age 20 in the Rekrutenschule (German for "recruit school")...
No kidding...
私は日本語が少し別れます...
Yo comprendo poquito Español...
Ich verstehe ein bischen Deutsch...

I guess that means I am not "American"!

quote:
Q: What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
A: Trilingual.

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
A: Bilingual.

Q: What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
A: American.

And, no, I am not the fool who refused to sell tickets to the 1984 Atlanta Olympic games because the New Mexican resident trying to buy them had to be ordering them "from within the United States".

--
Norman
~Oh Lord, why have you come
~To Konnyu, with the Lion and the Drum

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