how-to block ads
|
|
Uniqs:
221 |
Share Topic
 |
 |
|
|
| Personally... Personally, I find it quite intrusive that such actions are ongoing. Thus, in order to do my part as a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN CITIZEN, I intentionally discuss off the wall bull with almost everyone I talk to over the phone.
I cannot count the number of conversations in which hypothetical talk has taken place between friends and myself, ranging from talking about home made bombs, to kidnapping, to extortion, to the intentional spreading of the common cold equating to biological warfare.
I also enojy talking on the phone about how the second ammendment states "the right to own and bear arms," and how "arms" is not limited only to firearms, but is all inclusive - which means ownership of biological, chemical, and nuclear arms by civilians are all protected by the second ammendment. I usually mention Iran in conjunction with where one might source a nuclear weapon, just for giggles.
I feel that, if I am to do my patriotic duty, I might as well help to overload their resources. After all, there's how many million of us, and how few of them listening in on our conversations? Let them come knock on my door - I'll gladly invite them in, cough on them, and offer them a warm cup of urine. What can they do, take me in for questioning? OH NOES! They'll find out that I'm just wasting their time - what's the punnishment for that? My release and return to freedom?!?
Call me crazy... I call myself patriotic. If they wish to be so idiotic as to listen to the bull I intentionally churn out over the telephone (knowing full well that they're supposedly listening in on everything), then they deserve to be wasting their time. Just mention Operation (insert your made up name here), and surely their ears will perk up for nothing. Operation Dog Tail, Operation Killjoy, Operation Grey Hair, whatever... Be sure to talk in a subversive manner along with mentioning your specific operation, as it adds a touch of authenticity to further confound them, as they attempt to investigate nothingness. | |
| Ok, well, no need to do all of that. It will eventually come back to bite them in the ass. It always does, then they'll try to cover it up again, but eventually, it won't work. Nothing lasts forever. It's called a revolution. We The People. | |
|
