Johnny
Premium
join:2001-06-27
Atlanta, GA
edit:
October 2nd, @12:32PM
| [game] F11 Time Limit Redux
The town of Wasilla was nervous. Rumors had spread that the Mafia who had destroyed the last two towns were now moving in.
Wasilla's Mayor, Caribou Barbie, was leaning back in her chair, feet up and gazing out the newly-installed bay window in her office.
The chair began to tilt forward. Thinking there was a spring malfunctioning, Caribou grabbed onto the arms of the chair and tried to resist its movement with her feet.
It was to no avail. The force coming from behind suddenly increased, propelling her out of the chair and into the bay window.
Caribou's skull cracked the inch-thick glass and the weight of her body extended the crack as the entire center pane of the window began to disintegrate. She was stuck in the window, impaled by shards which ripped into her scalp, knees and arms.
A foot in her back gave a hard shove and her body became convex, her chest and abdomen passing through the window and pulling her head and arms behind. She tried to grasp the edges of the broken glass as she reached the tipping point of falling, but the glass was too slippery.
She fell out of the window, with huge sections of thick glass following her.
Waving her arms and legs during the 14-story fall to the concrete, she could think of nothing but how she should have been more pleasant to the town librarian.
As her body crashed into the concrete with a sickening "thump", citizens looked up and a crowd gathered.
"Damn", they murmured, seeing the shattered skull and brain matter sprayed over a 10 foot area. Her legs were twisted in a bizarre pirouette.
"Call the morgue", said Sheriff Todd.
"Man, I'm saving my Caribou Barbie Action Figure", said Bud Tugly. "It'll be worth a fortune now, with her murdered and all."
The Mafia had struck again.
It is now DAY 1.
Clock starts at noon EDT.
Players:
chlen
TheRul
bjl
muzscman
drew
Karride
Dezbend
Scotty4168
yock
This is an F11 game.
Day lengths are determined at random between 8 and 24 hours.
The clock STOPS at midnight EDT every night and RESUMES the next day at noon EDT, to allow players to sleep at night.
There will be NO no-lynches. Lynch is determined by
1. Majority
2. Highest vote count at deadline
3. If a tie at deadline, coin flip.
4. If no player has a vote a deadline, random lynch. |
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yock
Eschew the False Dichotomy
Premium
join:2000-11-21
Fairfield, OH | We all just got put on the Do Not Fly list, but that was hilarious. =)
Vote: chlen |
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Johnny
Premium
join:2001-06-27
Atlanta, GA | reply to Johnny
The clock has started. |
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muzscman
Bow Chica Wow Wow
Premium,VIP
join:2002-02-15
Florissant, MO
clubs:
 ·AT&T U-Verse
| reply to yock
said by yock  :We all just got put on the Do Not Fly list, but that was hilarious. =) Vote: chlen lol damnit!! how am I going to travel now!! |
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Johnny
Premium
join:2001-06-27
Atlanta, GA | reply to Johnny
Official Vote Count:
Needed To Lynch:5
chlen - 1 - (yock) (L-4)
Not Voting: bjl, chlen, Dezbend, drew, Karride, muzscman, Scotty4168, TheRul |
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Dezbend
Premium,MVM
join:2001-04-20
| reply to Johnny
I can only hope this doesn't turn into a political romp or an anti-alaska thing. I grew up in alaska and am more loyal to the state than to my own family (ok, maybe that is an exaggeration)...
anyway checking in.
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DSLr Mafia Member. |
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drew
Vorbei
Premium
join:2002-07-10
Port Orchard, WA
clubs:
 ·wavebroadband
| I don't think that's gonna happen Dezbend. Johnny was just having some fun with Gov. Palin. All in good fun. I'm sure someone around here could come up with a good Obamanation opening scene. Who cares?
Anyways: Vote: Dezbend
No sense of humor.
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Come play Mafia! |
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Johnny
Premium
join:2001-06-27
Atlanta, GA | reply to Johnny
Official Vote Count:
Needed To Lynch:5
chlen - 1 - (yock) (L-4)
Dezbend - 1 - (drew) (L-4)
Not Voting: bjl, chlen, Dezbend, Karride, muzscman, Scotty4168, TheRul |
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Dezbend
Premium,MVM
join:2001-04-20 | reply to drew
no sense of humor... my post was a joke... my life is a joke.
vote: drew
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DSLr Mafia Member. |
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bjl
5 weeks to go
Premium
join:2002-05-02
Laguna Hills, CA | reply to Johnny
oh jeez! another game! ack! I don't know if can handle two at once! (that's what she said!) |
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drew
Vorbei
Premium
join:2002-07-10
Port Orchard, WA
clubs: | Not nearly as funny when you make the 'that's what she said joke off of something you said.' |
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bjl
5 weeks to go
Premium
join:2002-05-02
Laguna Hills, CA | I know... but that's what Michael Scott does. |
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drew
Vorbei
Premium
join:2002-07-10
Port Orchard, WA
clubs: | And it's always un-funny when he does it.
If Jim says something like 'You've always left me smiling and satisfied' and then Michael blurts out with 'that's what she said', it's funny.
See the difference? |
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bjl
5 weeks to go
Premium
join:2002-05-02
Laguna Hills, CA | it's funny because it's "un-funny". |
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muzscman
Bow Chica Wow Wow
Premium,VIP
join:2002-02-15
Florissant, MO
clubs: | Vote: bjl
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yock
Eschew the False Dichotomy
Premium
join:2000-11-21
Fairfield, OH
| reply to bjl
said by bjl :I know... but that's what Michael Scott does. The toolbar...that's what she said... |
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Johnny
Premium
join:2001-06-27
Atlanta, GA | reply to Johnny
Official Vote Count:
Needed To Lynch:5
bjl - 1 - (muzscman) (L-4)
chlen - 1 - (yock) (L-4)
Dezbend - 1 - (drew) (L-4)
drew - 1 - (Dezbend) (L-4)
Not Voting: bjl, chlen, Karride, Scotty4168, TheRul |
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Karride
Slower Traffic Keep Right
Premium
join:2000-04-17
Germantown, TN | reply to Johnny
Argh, I hate doing more than one game at a time....oh well
Vote: Muz
Never trust mods who are playing the game  |
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Johnny
Premium
join:2001-06-27
Atlanta, GA
| reply to Johnny
Official Vote Count:
Needed To Lynch:5
bjl - 1 - (muzscman) (L-4)
chlen - 1 - (yock) (L-4)
Dezbend - 1 - (drew) (L-4)
drew - 1 - (Dezbend) (L-4)
muzscman - 1 - (Karride) (L-4)
Not Voting: bjl, chlen, Scotty4168, TheRul |
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drew
Vorbei
Premium
join:2002-07-10
Port Orchard, WA
clubs:
·wavebroadband
| reply to Karride
I can only hope this game is as active as TheRul's right now.
Should be when night comes down.
Anyways, I wish there was Rook to vote Dezbend and us argue about it for a page or two |
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