Sweet Witch
Be the flame, not the moth.
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join:2003-07-15
Gallifrey
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| reply to ptrowski
Re: Blatantly stupid people.
This is why my hair dryer has a tag on it that says not to use it IN the shower and plastic bags tell you not to put it over your head. I often wonder how those people keep jobs and pay their bills on time.
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Maccawolf
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join:2001-02-20
Hillsdale, NJ
| said by Sweet Witch  :This is why my hair dryer has a tag on it that says not to use it IN the shower and plastic bags tell you not to put it over your head. My Windex bottle says
Do not spray directly into eyes. 
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AB
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join:2006-04-04
Leesburg, VA
| said by Maccawolf :My Windex bottle says Do not spray directly into eyes. You're supposed to do it from off to one side, then? |
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Maccawolf
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join:2001-02-20
Hillsdale, NJ
| said by AB :said by Maccawolf :My Windex bottle says Do not spray directly into eyes. You're supposed to do it from off to one side, then? I must be doing it wrong then. I spray it onto kleenex and apply the kleenex to my eyes. That seems to work pretty well. 
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james
join:2001-02-26
antarctica
| said by Maccawolf :said by AB :said by Maccawolf :My Windex bottle says Do not spray directly into eyes. You're supposed to do it from off to one side, then? I must be doing it wrong then. I spray it onto kleenex and apply the kleenex to my eyes. That seems to work pretty well. So even if you don't spray it directly onto your skin, Windex can still keep the wind out of your eyes? That's good to know. |
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SparkChaser
BURY BECK
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Downingtown, PA
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| reply to Sweet Witch
said by Sweet Witch :This is why my hair dryer has a tag on it that says not to use it IN the shower and plastic bags tell you not to put it over your head. This all goes against natural selection. If left to there own devices these people would be out of the gene pool. |
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hurfy
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join:2002-08-06
Spokane, WA
| reply to Maccawolf
said by Maccawolf :My Windex bottle says Do not spray directly into eyes. Well DUH...you might get it in your nose that way, shesh. |
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GamerGeek
join:2003-07-26
Fortuna, CA
| reply to Maccawolf
said by Maccawolf :My Windex bottle says Do not spray directly into eyes. That's why I drink it.
It keeps me from streaking...  |
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ramsfansam
join:2002-08-27
Springfield, MO
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| reply to Sweet Witch
said by Sweet Witch :I often wonder how those people keep jobs and pay their bills on time. They become management types that have no clue how the real world works...or politicians. |
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Sweet Witch
Be the flame, not the moth.
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join:2003-07-15
Gallifrey
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| said by ramsfansam :
said by Sweet Witch :
I often wonder how those people keep jobs and pay their bills on time.
They become management types that have no clue how the real world works...or politicians.
Hey, I lived in Ozark for 2.5 years
And you're right, they become management and hire only those who are as stupid as they are
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fireflier
Coffee. . .Need Coffee
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Limbo
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said by Sweet Witch :This is why my hair dryer has a tag on it that says not to use it IN the shower And for those too stupid to read, it's also the reason your hair dryer most likely has a GFCI device right on the plug. To protect those who won't let a little tag get in their way of self-elimination.
I once heard a comedian in his routine talk about buying a superman cape as part of a costume. He said it had a tag sewn in that said "Warning: this article will not allow wearer to fly". He responded by saying he figured anyone stupid enough to think a cape would make them fly wouldn't let a little paper tag stop them from trying. 
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joetaxpayer
I'M Here Till Thursday
join:2001-09-07
Sudbury, MA
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said by Sweet Witch :This is why my hair dryer has a tag on it that says not to use it IN the shower. When my daughter was 5 and noticed this on the hairdryer, she asked me how stupid people were. I told her to start looking at warnings, each one meant at least one person was injured or killed by the thing with the warning label. This would be funny if it weren't for all the now deceased stupid people.
Joe |
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