Small ISP Will Play Cop, But Wants RIAA To Pay > chat session

RIAA: This isn't working.
RIAA: Lawsuits cost us too much time and money to collect too little money.
RIAA: Need another plan.
RIAA: Get someone else to do the work for us.
RIAA: ISP's are chickenshit, they'll do it.
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RIAA: Hello.
Small ISP: Hello.
RIAA: I am contacting you on behalf of the Recording Industry Association of America, Inc. (RIAA) and its member music companies. The RIAA is a trade association whose member companies create, manufacture, and distribute approximately ninety (90) percent of all legitimate music sold in the United States.
We believe a user on your network is offering an infringing sound recording for download through a peer to peer application. We have attached below the details of the infringing activity.
We have a good faith belief that this activity is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law. We are asking for your immediate assistance in stopping this illegal activity. Specifically, we respectfully request that you remove or disable access to the unauthorized music.
Small ISP: LOL
RIAA: Thank you in advance for your prompt assistance in this matter.
Small ISP: Where do I send the bill?
RIAA: WTF?
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RIAA: This isn't working.