said by satellite68 :

Available for sale for $50,000 US per month. Tax free. In perpetuity. Benefit to be passed to beneficiary I name, and then in perpetuity until that individual does the same, and so on. With an annual increase not to exceed 50% but not to fall below 49% of said $50k per month. No conditions towards me or my browsing data, other than the prompt electronic deposit of said $50k on the first of each month.