My personal favorite is when he said, "The modem steals the internet."
You can't steal something that is essentially free in the first place. If you're going to brag about something, criminal or not, at least get your facts straight.
I was wondering why my speeds have been low at night. Everyone is stealing my internet!!!! -- "So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
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