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Limbo | Oh yes. Willy annoys the crap out of me. Can you imagine what it would be like to have a conversation with him?
Me: "Hi Willy"
Willy: "HI!!! HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY!!!!?!?!?!?!"
Me: "Um, fine, great weather isn't it?"
Willy: "YEAH, THERE'S A COLD FRONT COMING IN FROM THE EAST AND THERE'S A 40% CHANCE OF SNOW THIS EVENING". "ALSO, IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR THREE O'CLOCK, THERE'S A REALLY HOT BABE OVER THERE EYEING US!!!!!!"
Everyone in the room: [looks at Willy, then me, then the babe]
Me: "Um, I have to uh, go. . .over. . .there. . .now".
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Tradition: Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid. --despair.com |
