 cdruGo ColtsPremium,MVM join:2003-05-14 Fort Wayne, IN kudos:5 | Any one with info... ...on how I (or my family) can become a business so that we can request handouts from the government? I'm a good citizen. I pay my bills on time. I always pay my taxes. Why don't they give us average Joes a little lovin' too. |
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Why?
You pay your bills, on time even! Shame, SHAME!
You always pay your taxes? How dare you!
I'll bet your even polite and have never even committed a felony. Yet you dare ask for $$$ from tax payers! The unmitigated gaul of some people. |
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 cdruGo ColtsPremium,MVM join:2003-05-14 Fort Wayne, IN kudos:5 | said by middleofknowhere :
I'll bet your even polite and have never even committed a felony. I once drove over 90. Is that close enough to a felony? |
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| reply to cdru said by cdru:I'm a good citizen. I pay my bills on time. I always pay my taxes. Ah, see there's your problem.
You need to take up greed, lack of ethics, self-interest above all else, and cheat on your taxes and screw other people out of what you owe. Then you're eligible!
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 Sammer join:2005-12-22 Canonsburg, PA | reply to cdru said by cdru:I once drove over 90. Is that close enough to a felony? No you'll have to do a lot more than that. Just don't be cruel to animals because they'll send you to prison for that. |
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