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cdru
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Any one with info...

...on how I (or my family) can become a business so that we can request handouts from the government? I'm a good citizen. I pay my bills on time. I always pay my taxes. Why don't they give us average Joes a little lovin' too.


middleofknowhere

@wyoming.net

You don't qualify.

Why?

You pay your bills, on time even! Shame, SHAME!

You always pay your taxes? How dare you!

I'll bet your even polite and have never even committed a felony. Yet you dare ask for $$$ from tax payers! The unmitigated gaul of some people.



cdru
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said by middleofknowhere :

I'll bet your even polite and have never even committed a felony.
I once drove over 90. Is that close enough to a felony?


KrK
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said by cdru:

I'm a good citizen. I pay my bills on time. I always pay my taxes.
Ah, see there's your problem.

You need to take up greed, lack of ethics, self-interest above all else, and cheat on your taxes and screw other people out of what you owe. Then you're eligible!


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"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power." -- Benito Mussolini

Sammer

join:2005-12-22
Canonsburg, PA

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said by cdru:

I once drove over 90. Is that close enough to a felony?
No you'll have to do a lot more than that. Just don't be cruel to animals because they'll send you to prison for that.

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