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Re: Now It's Online Streaming That's Killing Music For Immediate Release:
RIAA Official laments Climate Change; blames climate change for declining Music Sales
"Climate change is out of control;" stated a RIAA spokeshole today in Washington, D.C. "We need legislation to address the competitive disadvantage we face vs. Weather. Weather has great control over our business model. We feel it's impact has been exaggerated by climate change, and we feel it's only fair we receive adequate compensation from taxpayers to "Level the playing field" between our members and the Weather."
The RIAA member went on to further warn if compensation wasn't forthcoming, several dozen lawyers may be out of a job. "A national tragedy and disgrace."
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"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power." -- Benito Mussolini
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