Since I'm already a lifer, I nominate myself to be more productive, proactive, forthcoming, and several other multisyllabic words that escape me at present.
P.S. I could really use a raise and a vacation in the Hamptons.
KTHXBAI
Ditto, No wait, I'm not hosting any blades. Hence I guess I am not a lifer. But I am a lifer in spirit.