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wonko3fc
Verbum sat sapienti
join:2001-06-02
UK
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3 edits | [Joke] Here they come (Swine) What happens if you catch Swine flu and Avian (H5N1) flu at the same time? - Pigs might fly!
My Friends has swine flu - I think he's telling porkies
I kissed a girl with pig-tails, should I be worried?
It not time to panic, it's not pig deal, it's just a mild ham-demic, don't believe the spam you are getting...
Blond calls her husband:
'I've run out of petrol & I'm scared to fill up because of the swine flu!'
'You daft cow' replies the husband, 'it's in Mexico, NOT Texaco'.
Swine flu symptom confirmed: Crackling in the ears.
If the whole world was Muslim, there would be no swine flu as no one would eat pork.... If the whole world were Atheist, the twin towers would still be there.
Couple of people have swine flu and millions of people start wearing masks. Millions of people have AIDS and only one couple are using condoms.
Loraine Kelly's column in the Sun, reassuringly states that more people have been killed by coconuts than swine flu...
Swine flu has been around for a week, using her logic then; Ian Huntley is less dangerous than a Coconut. | |
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wonko3fc
Verbum sat sapienti
join:2001-06-02
UK
·BT Broadband
1 edit | Re: [Joke] Here they come (Swine) A lion and a dragon are arguing about who has the loudest roar.
The lion boasts: "When I roar, the jungle falls silent"
"Pah!" says the dragon, "When I roar, the country trembles"
Just then a passing pig pipes up. "That's nothing!" says the pig, "I only have to sneeze and the entire world craps its self!" | |
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