| I feel a celebratory dance coming on I am getting my dancin shoes out of the closet, dusting them off and puttin on a high shine. When Dish dies I will be dancing up a storm. I've been practicing and my feet are all giddy with joy.
It's no wonder Dish is finally dying. There are the most disorganized company I have ever had the displeasure of working for as a contractor. Mistakes on every workorder, people not aware we were coming "that" day, wrong addresses, wrong equipment listed on the work order, or how about this one.... Drive all the way across the county only to arrive at a house to discover Mr. Smith doesn't live there!
Me: "Hi I'm here to install you Dishnetwork satellite service"
Cust: "I didn't order any service"
Me: "Are you Mr. Smith, Sir?"
Cust: "Yes but I didn't order Dishnetwork"
Me: "Is this 1234 Happy street?"
Cust: Eying me suspiciously now. "Yes but no one here ordered Dishnetwork"
Me: "Perhaps your son, wife or roomate?"
Cust: "No, no one here like that would have ordered it, we have cable."
Me: "My apologies Sir. There has obviously been a mistake, sorry to have bothered you.
Cust: "No probelem"
Customer then watches through the blinds as I leave the driveway.
Okay so I get on the Nextel.... "Oh were sorry... yeah it looks like we got the guys address mixed up with another one in ???????. Do you wanna drive all the way over there?
Me: "NO! It's 80 $&#^%@ miles away!" |
