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wonko3fc
Verbum sat sapienti

join:2001-06-02
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Re: [Joke] Here they come (Swine)

A lion and a dragon are arguing about who has the loudest roar.

The lion boasts: "When I roar, the jungle falls silent"

"Pah!" says the dragon, "When I roar, the country trembles"

Just then a passing pig pipes up. "That's nothing!" says the pig, "I only have to sneeze and the entire world craps its self!"


GeorgeCr
Funny it worked last time
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join:2003-07-18
Sheffield,UK

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I called the swine flu helpline but all I got was crackling.

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