http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r22420913 en Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:14:50 EDT Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:14:50 EDT http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,22420913 Sparrow : Have a feeling you've seen most of these, but what the heck, they're still good: :)

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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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:D When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. :D
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
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Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
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First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.
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"Be simple, be earnest and spread that simplicity throughout everything you do."]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,22420913 Thu, 21 May 2009 03:37:25 EDT