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| [Joke] Two Red Indians and an Irishmanwere
Two Red Indians and an Irishmanwere walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the RedIndians ran up a hill to the mouth of a
small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened
closelyuntil he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes andran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was
allabout,.
'Was the other Indian crazy orwhat?'
The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when
Indianmen see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' intothe opening. If they get an answer back,
it means there's a beautiful squawin there waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to thecave, stopped, and hollered,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' fromdeep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
spieda third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at thesize of the huge opening, he was
thinking,
'Hoo, man! Look at the size ofthis cave! It is bigger than those the
Indians found.
There must be some really big,fine women in this cave!'
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Likethe others, he then heard an answering
call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and asmile on his face, he raced into the cave,
tearing off his clothes as heran.
The following day, the headlineof the local newspaper
read...............
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