http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r22451089 en Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:28:26 EDT Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:28:26 EDT http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,22451089 oaktree : Drink Driving...Only an Aussie could pull this one off!

From Mount Isa in Queensland.

Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local
neighborhood pub. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving
the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his
keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell
into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers
on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on,
then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few metres, reversed a little and then
remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down
the road. The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time,
now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly
pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man's
intoxication.

The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
Police station - this breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,22451089 Wed, 27 May 2009 11:06:50 EDT