oaktree
join:2003-02-06
scotland
| a short love story
A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman, who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people,
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-
continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper
bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's
pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f#$%ing blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.
The End |
