http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r22451098 en Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:16:12 EDT Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:16:12 EDT http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,22451098 oaktree : A SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman, who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people,
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-
continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper
bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's
pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f#$%ing blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

The End ]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,22451098 Wed, 27 May 2009 11:08:14 EDT