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join:2003-02-06
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| [Joke] Daddy's car in the woods? Daddy's car in the woods?
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground
and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and
Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain
himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I was at
the playground
and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to
look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her
take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to
see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell
his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and
he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her
shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane
and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used
to do when Daddy was away on the rigs.'
Mummy fainted!
Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the
whole story before you interrupt! |
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