digitalfreak
join:2005-12-09
49533 | reply to S_engineer
Re: Liars
We need caps to avoid the Internet Apocalypse! The sky is falling, the sky is falling! |
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Matt
Take me down to the paradise city
Premium
join:2003-07-20
Jamestown, NC
 ·North State Commun..
| said by digitalfreak  :We need caps to avoid the Internet Apocalypse! The sky is falling, the sky is falling! Don't worry, AT&T and Time Warner et al will happily sell you their Apocalypse add-on package for the ultra low price of $9.99 a month. |
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Kearnstd
Elf Wizard
Premium
join:2002-01-22
Mullica Hill, NJ
| said by Matt :said by digitalfreak :We need caps to avoid the Internet Apocalypse! The sky is falling, the sky is falling! Don't worry, AT&T and Time Warner et al will happily sell you their Apocalypse add-on package for the ultra low price of $9.99 a month. but also dont forget AT&T is the telephone company so they will have a 10.99 Apocalypse Processing fee and a 159.99 early termination fee with really small print stating(ETF may still be charged if Internet explodes causing unexpected end of service).
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Dzot
Huh? What?
join:2001-01-21
Austin, TX | reply to Matt
I thought it was for each PC connected... |
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en102
Canadian, eh?
join:2001-01-26
Valencia, CA
 ·RoadRunner Cable
·DSL EXTREME
1 edit | reply to Kearnstd
Yup - that $9.99 /month fee requires:
TV service/phone service and...
- $200 installation fee
- the modern day equivalent of a local loop charge
- requlatory surcharge fee (cost of doing business with government)
- regulatory revovery fee (cost of meeting government requirements)
- profit recovery fee (fee charged if company isn't making enough profit off of you, or in general)
- modem rental fee
- demark fee
- electrical usage fee (gotta power those VRAD/RT/fiber nodes)
- battery replacement fee (gotta replace those batteries in the exploding VRADS) |
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uncleFester
@rr.com
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said by Kearnstd :said by Matt : but also dont forget AT&T is the telephone company so they will have a 10.99 Apocalypse Processing fee and a 159.99 early termination fee with really small print stating(ETF may still be charged if Internet explodes causing unexpected end of service). .. i'm really curious how 'early termination fee' and 'apocalypse' kinda jive with application of said fees (or just HOW would one get a refund?)
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backness
join:2005-07-08
K2P OW2 | They'll just take it as a deposit  |
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