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bobrk
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Re: [OT] RIP: Bellboy, Mac Specialist (2004-2009)

said by RiseAbove See Profile :

You can't just throw that out there and not provide some funny stories.
+1

Give 'em up, BellBoy!
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BellBoy
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said by bobrk See Profile :

said by RiseAbove See Profile :

You can't just throw that out there and not provide some funny stories.
+1

Give 'em up, BellBoy!
Ok, ok....

Asswipe #1: Hispanic gentleman comes to the bar with a shattered iPhone screen. VERY broken engleeesh. Try to explain to the guy that his iPhone is damaged and is out of warranty because of the shattered screen. He wants his iPhone replaced for free since he just bought it about a week or so ago. Very apologetic, I say no and explain why and tell him the cost to replace it. He wants to talk to a manager and I comply...the manager backs me up and the customer leaves pissed off and causes a disturbance in the store.

I work ever other day or so and on my next shift--not at the bar, but at the front of the store--the idiot returns! I recognize him and do my usual nice welcome to the store...the bastard speaks to me in FLUENT ENGLISH and says that he wants to buy an iPhone! I handed him off to another specialist and went to the back room and bit through a Mac Pro.

More to come...
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JerseyDevil
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Keep the stories coming!!!
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BellBoy
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 Oh how about the one about the guy that comes in with a desktop/keyboard issue and checks it in for a diagnostic...the genius reports the handles are sticky and the keyboard is just filthy and some keys stay down when pressed.

Further diagnostics--like turning it on--show that the guy is a porn freak. How did we know that? Well the desktop picture was a giveaway for one. A bunch of movies on the desktop with some really disgusting names (and I've been a porn connoisseur for years) were another.

Thank GOD I didn't check that in...everyone handled it with latex gloves after that. Ewwwww.
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SK
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 BellBoy is dead. Long live BellBoy!

Funny stuff, keep 'em coming!


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bobrk
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Coma
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said by bobrk See Profile :

Hey, that's me!

The one with the shifty eyes in the upper right hand corner ?



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BellBoy
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said by Coma See Profile :


The one with the shifty eyes in the upper right hand corner ?
No that's the evil guy from Iron Man.
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said by BellBoy See Profile :

the genius reports the handles are sticky and the keyboard is just filthy and some keys stay down when pressed.

the guy is a porn freak.
If I am lucky, I will drink enough this weekend to kill the cells that hold the memory of this story.
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SK
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Pervert: Durr, my keyboard doesn't work
Bellboy: (after inspecting) Sir, it seems like you pound too much.
Pervert: What did you say?
Bellboy: Erm, I meant, you pound your keys too hard.
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Maggs
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I've had a guy like that come into my old job, he was Mexican and literally admitted he was surfing porn sites to me and another employee. I had to give him kudos for that.
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bobrk
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Maggs
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SK
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