maxit
join:2009-02-22
Fort St James, BC
| reply to dr mongolia
Re: Tech support calls
My Internets been down for ___ (insert number of weeks since last bill). I run an important online business, I want it fixed right now!
Onsite tech: We warned you about those trees three years ago. Those poplars have grown right in line with your antenna.
Customer: Well cut them down.
Tech: We install dishes, we don't do logging.
Customer: Well cancel my service then if your Internet doesn't "work"
My computer icon says "your" signal strength is Extremely low. What are you going to do about it?
FAVE:
what does ipconfig say your IP address is?
192.168.1.111
Then you're not connected to your network Your Windows server gives out 10.10.1 addresses
Bullshit
Open a browser, go to 192.168.1.1 and what does it say?
Login for 802.11g router
What is the IP listed on the Status page?
0.0.0.0
Then you're connected to a wireless router that's not plugged into your network.
No I'm not! What do you know anyway? My Internet doesn't work, FIX IT right now! |
