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major marco
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"We've tried to make our policy more customer friendly," says Verizon's Chief Privacy Officer, Kathy Zanowic, who ads the carrier believes consumer trust is an "essential" to their business and an "important responsibility."
for the corporate-speak impaired: I promise not to come in your mouth.


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The carriers are worried that new Democratic leadership at the FTC and FCC may craft new privacy laws, so they're trying to pre-empt them by illustrating how they're model citizens when it comes to consumer privacy.
for the corporate-speak impaired: I promise not to come in your mouth.
Thanks for clarifying that, I don't speak 'corporate'.
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said by major marco See Profile :

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"We've tried to make our policy more customer friendly," says Verizon's Chief Privacy Officer, Kathy Zanowic, who ads the carrier believes consumer trust is an "essential" to their business and an "important responsibility."
for the corporate-speak impaired: I promise not to come in your mouth.
Succinctly, and accurately put. Thanks for the translation.

k1ll3rdr4g0n

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said by major marco See Profile :

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"We've tried to make our policy more customer friendly," says Verizon's Chief Privacy Officer, Kathy Zanowic, who ads the carrier believes consumer trust is an "essential" to their business and an "important responsibility."
for the corporate-speak impaired: I promise not to come in your mouth.
Just one question:
Did you use an application to translate that? Google translate perhaps?

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Wow...why would you use such gay imagery? I can understand your contempt, but you made me gag from utter revulsion.


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What, you're homophobic?


major marco
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Wow...why would you use such gay imagery? I can understand your contempt, but you made me gag from utter revulsion.
That was the point. I am utterly repulsed by the newfound sweet nothings the VZ PR dept is now whispering into our collective ears about how privacy is sooooooooooooooo important to them now...you know, after that whole surrendering of records to the NSA for no other apparent reason than because they felt like it. The very same VZ et al. spent millions convincing our illustrious Congre$$ional Repre$entative$ they did nothing wrong. It reminded me of what a 15 y/o would say to get his reluctant GF to orally fellate him.
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"...why would you use such gay imagery?"

Um, what makes that gay? I say that to women all the time!


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said by major marco See Profile :

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"We've tried to make our policy more customer friendly," says Verizon's Chief Privacy Officer, Kathy Zanowic, who ads the carrier believes consumer trust is an "essential" to their business and an "important responsibility."
for the corporate-speak impaired: I promise not to come in your mouth. The check is in your mouth and I promise not to cum in your mailbox.
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What, you're homophobic?
I'm sure by "gay" sonicmerlin See Profile was just referring to the happy, joyous definition.
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