Topic 'Allow Me To Translate...' in forum '' - dslreports.com http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Allow-Me-To-Translate-22646551 en Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:45:08 EDT Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:45:08 EDT Re: Allow Me To Translate... http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22662857 said by SLD:

What, you're homophobic?
I'm sure by "gay" sonicmerlin See Profile was just referring to the happy, joyous definition.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22662857 Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:48:39 EDT Re: Allow Me To Translate... http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22648702 said by major marco:

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"We've tried to make our policy more customer friendly," says Verizon's Chief Privacy Officer, Kathy Zanowic, who ads the carrier believes consumer trust is an "essential" to their business and an "important responsibility."


for the corporate-speak impaired: I promise not to come in your mouth. The check is in your mouth and I promise not to cum in your mailbox. ;)
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]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22648702 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:05:09 EDT Re: Allow Me To Translate... http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22648034
Um, what makes that gay? I say that to women all the time! :D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22648034 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:54:00 EDT Re: Allow Me To Translate... http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22647235 said by sonicmerlin:

Wow...why would you use such gay imagery? I can understand your contempt, but you made me gag from utter revulsion.
That was the point. I am utterly repulsed by the newfound sweet nothings the VZ PR dept is now whispering into our collective ears about how privacy is sooooooooooooooo important to them now...you know, after that whole surrendering of records to the NSA for no other apparent reason than because they felt like it. The very same VZ et al. spent millions convincing our illustrious Congre$$ional Repre$entative$ they did nothing wrong. It reminded me of what a 15 y/o would say to get his reluctant GF to orally fellate him.
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]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22647235 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:40:28 EDT Re: Allow Me To Translate... http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22647191 http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22647191 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:32:32 EDT Re: Allow Me To Translate... http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22647176 http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22647176 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:29:41 EDT Re: Allow Me To Translate... http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22647149 said by major marco:

quote:
"We've tried to make our policy more customer friendly," says Verizon's Chief Privacy Officer, Kathy Zanowic, who ads the carrier believes consumer trust is an "essential" to their business and an "important responsibility."


for the corporate-speak impaired: I promise not to come in your mouth.
Just one question:
Did you use an application to translate that? Google translate perhaps?]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22647149 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:24:07 EDT Re: Allow Me To Translate... http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22646640 said by major marco:

quote:
"We've tried to make our policy more customer friendly," says Verizon's Chief Privacy Officer, Kathy Zanowic, who ads the carrier believes consumer trust is an "essential" to their business and an "important responsibility."


for the corporate-speak impaired: I promise not to come in your mouth.
Succinctly, and accurately put. Thanks for the translation.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22646640 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:22:37 EDT Re: Allow Me To Translate... http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Re-Allow-Me-To-Translate-22646571 said by major marco:

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The carriers are worried that new Democratic leadership at the FTC and FCC may craft new privacy laws, so they're trying to pre-empt them by illustrating how they're model citizens when it comes to consumer privacy.


for the corporate-speak impaired: I promise not to come in your mouth.
Thanks for clarifying that, I don't speak 'corporate'. :D
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"We've tried to make our policy more customer friendly," says Verizon's Chief Privacy Officer, Kathy Zanowic, who ads the carrier believes consumer trust is an "essential" to their business and an "important responsibility."


for the corporate-speak impaired: I promise not to come in your mouth.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/Allow-Me-To-Translate-22646551 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:02:34 EDT