Sorry guys this was my fault I hooked up a hampster wheel to my toaster and plugged my network cable into it. Guess it confused the hell out of the internet.
Man, don't ever do that again! I've still got hamster droppings littering the floor under the unused ports of switches and wall plates, all where the CAT5e cabling runs in this house! -- Norman ~Oh Lord, why have you come ~To Konnyu, with the Lion and the Drum