"You sit all night, you never buy (That's a lie, that's a lie! I had a tea the other day...) You couldn't pay! (Oh yea)"
Howabout I walk in and set up my Sprint card instead of using theirs and tell them all to kiss my white butt. Seriously, if I buy a coffee and I want to sit there and surf or do some work...leave me alone.
Oh and Cafe Grumpy? Seriously? Do they open with "WTF do you want?"