[Joke] Cash For CLUNKERS in Team Helix http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r22955953 en Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:41:36 EDT Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:41:36 EDT Re: [Joke] Cash For CLUNKERS http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,22957872 georgequ :
said by Stooges Fan See Profile :



Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

I certainly can commiserate with that statement


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I stopped by one day, and decided to stay awhile]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,22957872 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:47:29 EDT [Joke] Cash For CLUNKERS http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,22955953 Stooges Fan :
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it.


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.




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For Duty And Humanity]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,22955953 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 08:38:15 EDT