Yup - your business account at home. Try a business of 1300 people 2 miles from the Verizon CO. They wont run my FiOS but they will sell me crappy 768k/5Mbit DSL for 179.99 a month.
I'd kill for FiOS or even Comcrap. Right now we have 5 mbit TWC fiber (1200)/month) and 2/15 cable for 99.00.
You'd think they'd lay fiber to me for 2000/month and give me 20/20 - which I'd willingly do. But I digress.