| Apple = Scientology Q.E.D.
Apple = Scientology
Evidence:
a) S. Jobs = R. Hubbard
Jobs' favorite book is Battlefied Earth? Hmmm... Correlation?
b) Brainless accolites? On both sides of the equation
c) Brainless RICH accolites? see b)
d) Big-Brotherish behaviour? both
e) Religion status? Apple is not YET officially a religion, but
Well, actually, Steve Jobs is the head of the religion called Apple. Apple converts don't care about anything except the next release of Mac OS or iPhone OS or the newest iPod or iTouch. And, NEVER, EVER, suggest to an Apple convert Apple can get a virus. Scientologists never get sick.
f) Expensive? Oh yeah... both of'em!
Scientology leaves you with nothing but psychology bills and Apple leaves you with lots of hardware that is now useless because of the new releases. Of course, Scientology doesn't care if you use AT&T.
g) I-phone = E-meter
h) Attack the Attacker? Sure.... both of 'em!
I'm sure Apple fans will attack me before Tom Cruise fans. And, here....we....go! |
