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| [Joke] Male compassion
Gina returned from a doctor's visit one day and told her husband Pat that the doctor said she only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, she asked him to make love to her.
Of course he agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later Gina went to him again, and said, 'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?' Pat agreed and again they made love.
Later Gina was getting into bed when she realized she now had only eight hours of life left. she touched Pat's shoulder and said, Honey?
Please? Just one more time before I die.' he agreed, then afterward he rolled over and fell asleep.
Gina, however, heard the clock ticking in her head, and she tossed and turned until she was down to only four more hours. She tapped her hu sband on the shoulder to wake him up.
Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?'
Her husband sat up abruptly, turned to her and said, 'Listen Gina', I'm not being funny but I have to get up in the morning and you don't.' |
