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wonko3fc
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1 edit		[Serious] Beware the web calculator

»https://www.heartagecalculator.com/Heart···tID=1503

Never smoked, take regular exercise, drink occasionally and I have a heart 20 years older than my age, in fact, it's due for a pension

This one seems more Positive (?)
»https://www.diabetes.org/phd/profile/start.jsp
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jvmorris
I Am The Man Who Was Not There.
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Reston, VA		 Apparently, I died three years ago.
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Pjr

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4 edits		 That's not good news for a man who was not there... or perhaps it is. I'm too tired to work it out.

I've been searching for that scene from The IT Crowd where Moss fills one of those forms in for the other guy (whose name I can't remember) but I can't find it.
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nemo1966

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reply to wonko3fc
said by wonko3fc See Profile :

»https://www.heartagecalculator.com/Heart···tID=1503

Never smoked, take regular exercise, drink occasionally and I have a heart 20 years older than my age, in fact, it's due for a pension
Mine worked out 5 years younger than my age.
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jvmorris
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Reston, VA		 But, but, but ... how can that be?

I thought you were only four years old??
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nemo1966

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said by jvmorris See Profile :

But, but, but ... how can that be?

I thought you were only four years old??
Jealousy is a terrible thing
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jvmorris
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