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<title>[Joke] Apple does it again! in UK Chat</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:37:15 EDT</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:34:28 EDT</pubDate>
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