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<description><![CDATA[wonko3fc posted : Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. <div class="borderless"><TABLE WIDTH=95% align=center border=0 CELLPADDING=4"><TR><TD ALIGN=CENTER VALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF nwrap WIDTH=33%><A HREF="/speak/slideshow/23247352?c=1483426&ret=L2ZvcnVtL3IyMzI0NzM1Mi54bWw%3D"><IMG TITLE="7189 bytes" BORDER=0 WIDTH=198 HEIGHT=156 SRC="/r0/download/1483426~7fffb663120dd173020ed4b9bc223583/Untitled.jpg"></A></TD></TABLE></div>]]></description>
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