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tayls

join:2001-01-21
Lindsay, ON
·Bell Sympatico

Random Fortune

Random fortune from 'computers'

Windows Airlines:
The terminal is very neat and clean, the attendants all very attractive, the
pilots very capable. The fleet of Learjets the carrier operates is immense.
Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushing above the clouds, and at 20,000
feet it explodes without warning.

LOL, how true
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Jason
Col. Panic
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join:2001-01-24
38.2967 Lat
clubs:		 Eh, the ticket costs $1,300 to fly from San Diego to Phoenix, and god forbid you upgrade.

-Jason
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You can keep the change.
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