I guess I will have to go dig out my old trusty Tin foil hat, Hell, I guess I need to make a faraday cage for my cell now! That would solve all my problems!...
Ummm, what about your car? Data collection and tracking systems in there are rumored to contain the most recent 4 hours of vehicle driving data that can be subpoenaed by a prosecuting attorney when you or someone screws up.
